comedy-obsessed pediatric nurse
"Try to keep your mind open to possibilities and your mouth closed on matters that you don't know about. Limit your 'always' and your 'nevers.' Continue to share your heart with people even if it has been broken. Don't treat your heart like an action figure wrapped in plastic and never used." ~ Amy Poehler
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Parks and Recreation S06E20 | Fine, I’ll tell you the secret.
get to know me meme: [1/5] favorite male characters
↳ Andy Dwyer (Parks and Recreation)
Earlier today, we were all like….
But after hearing the news about The Maya Rudolph Show, we’re all like…
Congratulations on The Maya Rudolph Show getting an airdate, Maya! You know we’ll be watching. Everybody be sure to watch the premiere on May 19 at 10pm ET/PT, and you might just see some familiar faces (Andy Samberg, Fred Armisen and Chris Parnell, among others)…
Ilana: Dude, I would follow you into hell.
Abbi: I would take you on my shoulders, like, I’d strap you up and I’d be like, “Let’s go through hell”
make me choose → anon asked:
Julia Louis-Dreyfusor Tina Fey
"It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist."